Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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