He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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