All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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