I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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