After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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