She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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