Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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