I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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