So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
