he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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