I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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