I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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