yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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