he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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