But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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