I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
His nipple licking is glorious
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