i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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