She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I am naked and annoyed.
not ubering you a puppy
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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