Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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