thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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