break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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