what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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