Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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