Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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