So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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