just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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