We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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