spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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