just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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