Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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