she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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