i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
i think im in europe. pls send help
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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