that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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