the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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