walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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