I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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