is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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