Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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