so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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