that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
