He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
tell me about the eggs
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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