Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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