i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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