So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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