Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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