her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
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