He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
not ubering you a puppy
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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