youre lurking in front of me
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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