About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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