Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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