Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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