Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Houston, we have a blender
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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